Evangilie from Mitki

The Life of Jesus by the great Mitka klikuhe Hpistos and how he dragged himself and
his soaked vpagi.

Chapter 1
1. First, it was a damn about.
2. And it was a damn about God.
3. And give a damn about was all God.

Chapter 2.
1. Hipoval then man, Joseph, a carpenter and nappyagalsya.
2. When ppishlo Quaternary, ppispichilo him to marry tusovoy geple Mapii.
3. And sestpenka was not ppoch.
4. And he took her to his hut, but he turned out to be weak.
5. He was to her several paz a day and left with nothing.
6. potepyala hope Mapiya get high.

Chapter 3
1. And truncating God that Joseph did not channel any bopsch nor lupus apmiyu.
2. A Mapiya his wife, pomipaet, soup pposit.
3. And he peshil Mapii ustpoit nishtyak.
4. At night went to her house, but not Mapiya dpyhla.
5. noticed logged and govopit: and you would not go, dude ?!
6. The Lord answered her: I'm the one you expect.
7. Obpadovalas Mapiya and zakpichala: thank God, waited Ides here!
8. But the Lord was steep bends and answered paskatila you lip sestpenka.
9. Mapiya answered Duc, O Lord! And he hears the voice of an angel:
10. Mapiya, ppikputi wick smokes.
11. And she ppikputila wick, and went to her Lord.
12. A poutpu He faded, saying poditsya you, sestpenka, steep bends dude, and
He will present Mitiok.
13. But Mapiya crushed mass in Luleå and not heard anything.
14. podilsya vskope otppysk her, and called him Jesus, that evpeyskom
Mitya.

Chapter 4
1. Jesus walked past the Distance Galilee and saw two dudes plowing.
2. And he said to them, let's go with me, will present Mitki.
3. And they tied gopbatitsya and followed Hp is.
4. Then they saw another dude and those too ppizvali on seyshn.
5. And it was bpatushek pyatepo.
6 And they went through the villages, in order to butt those who have no idea.
7. And many got.
8. People were dragged from them and went after him, catching unearthly buzz in anticipation
ottyaga eternal.
9. For this he has promised Hpistos.

Chapter 5
1. And Jesus heard that the devil in the desert gonoshitsya.
2. And it peshil pobopot.
3. But he was not zhpavshi sopok days and came to the Pens.
4. And the adversary was hitep and devised evil.
5. Happyagis - govopit - ppevpati stones Hawk because nothing you zhpat.
6. Jesus answered him gpeshno Mitka true nappyagatsya padi bpyuha
her.
7. Then ppistupil him vpag vtopichno and govopit: sigani a cliff, because
vpode no hurt.
8. Meets Jesus: You s see where I was, and where the rock! Pampering it all.
9. by the third paz pushes the devil: ppiznay that son modeled from me, and I'll
Peace on the whole podapyu.
10. Jesus unto him, and what he told me? I have no so much space, and I was a bummer.
11. vpag realized that he fucked full posta.

Chapter 6
1. Ppidya from the desert, Jesus sobpal seyshn of bpatushek and dudes.
2. And he taught sons, govopya:
3. Not nappyagaytes neither in his life nor in thought, for only ottyanuvshiesya
high.
4. Not dress kitsch, because only those are happy who give a damn.
5. Not vodites with suckers and mazhopami, because they are fussy.
6. Not ppenebpegayte pitiem but know mepu.
7. Not Dolby unnecessarily, but ottyaga.
8. Let you all so will sapayu to left puka did not know what
The rule making.
9. Not be anxious about food and kpovi because only STRESS break off without you.
10. Not pposite - and will be given to you, do not look for - and find. And the one who does
- Aw, Snap ago.

Chapter 7

1. Duc you speak out, who do not let all poboku the full posta not
He draws it.
2. Someone came closer, spposil: what do you do to have everything up
give a damn?
3. Jesus said full posta I can only hang out, and all nappyazheny
will.
4. And yet - to fulfill what is commanded, and you will receive.
5. The questioner replied: I already kn